"G889"
an Earth 2 filk
by
Douglas Neman
To the tune of Green Acres. All together now...
ULYSSES
Geeeeeeeeee889 is the place to be!
These Terrians have just cured me.
Without that suit I can do anything.
Forget the stations, 'cause here I'm gonna be king.
TRUE
The space stations are where I'd rather stay.
I get bored hiking all day.
Tell me now, what kind of life is that?
Uly, you're cute, but all I want is my cat.
ULYSSES
Long walks!
TRUE
Wrist locks!
ULYSSES
Yale's school!
TRUE
The rules!
ULYSSES
You're stuck with me.
TRUE
It seems like eternity.
BOTH
G8-8-9, we're heeeeeeeeeere!
<Image of True and Uly standing side by side; Uly thumps his staff on the ground twice.>